Thursday, October 2, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
BABIES!!
Monday, September 8, 2008
The Burrito Prayer Movement
"On a hot, muggy evening a few months ago, I was walking down the street with Grayson, my 11 year old. On our way to a prayer meeting, we passed a homeless guy who asked for money for dinner. I diverted my eyes and kept walking. Grayson, unsure of the protocol on this sort of thing, grabbed my arm and said “Dad, that guy’s hungry!”.
I didn’t have time to explain to Grayson that A) giving that guy $5 would not fix his real problems or that B) the $5 we’d give him would most likely go to booze or drugs. Instead, I gave him a shorter answer - one that makes me cringe to this day.
“Gray, we can’t help him. We’re on our way to a prayer meeting."
I am embarrassed to think i said that in public... to a 6th grader.
When my sons eyes met mine, I saw what no dad wants to see - disappointment. Both of us were embarrassed at my answer about being to busy going to a prayer meeting to help a homeless guy. Smelling blood, Grayson stepped in to finish me off.
“Dad, let’s buy him a burrito...I’ll pay for it with my own money.”
Trying to fight the tears that were welling up at the outer edges of my eyes, I walked into a restaurant with my son and watched him order the biggest burrito ever assembled - one that would ultimately end up the size of a football. While the Burrito Assembly Crew worked on the monstrosity, Grayson turned his attention to the salsa bar, gathering two containers of each of the four options. I wondered when was the last time this guy had been given any options.
Armed with his bomb of a burrito and accompanying salsa ensemble, Grayson marched to where we’d passed the guy on the curb. Shaking off a momentary wave of nervousness, he stepped up. “Sir...”, he said, “I bought you a burrito to show you that God loves you. It’s right here, along with some different kinds of salsa.”
The dark eyes of a man who had been mistreated for years looked at him in disbelief. “What?” the man asked gruffly. Grayson repeated his pitch. As disbelief passed, the man took the burrito and grasped Grayson’s hand. Leveling his gaze into my son’s eyes, he spoke man to a man. “Thank you. Thank you very much.”
Walking away, Grayson was 10 feet all. He had questions about the man’s behavior, and so I explained the best I could that life on the street can be very hard, affecting people’s mental and spiritual state. Nearing the prayer meeting, he said “Oh man - I should have prayed for him! That would have been awesome!”
In the next week, Grayson spent every dime he had buying burritos for homeless guys, laying hands on them and praying for them. He was going for it - bound and determined to see someone set free.
After his third burrito prayer meeting, he walked away saying “It’s great that he’s got food, but I want to see him healed. Dad, I’m gonna get someone healed! I’m gonna get one!”
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In response to that blog post, i just had someone, who is living on edge himself, drop by and gave me 2 $25 gift cards to Chipotle - one for me, one to give with. And, as he left, he left but one comment: "Get ready for more". I really love God.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Ok, Ok... JW may be getting boring
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
"My Pleasure" and "Mmm!"


2 words, well actually 4 words. "JW Marriot" and "Ebeneezers Coffehouse". 5 words if compound words are 2 words. Anyway, everything here at JW is always "My Pleasure" or "Coming right up". Oh, two humungous beds in a not-so humungous room. And another humungous - the 52' Widescreen LG TV with a Wi-Fi keyboard and a remote with more buttons than, well, a thing with lots of buttons. And Ebeneezers. Oh, Ebeneezers. There Orange Dreamcicle Freezer (for IHOPPERS, thats an Avalanche on steroids. For non-IHOPPERS, thats a DQ Blizzard with an under dose of steroids. I LOVE DC!
Monday, August 11, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
I love when...
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
I'm in DC!
4 AM - Wake Up (already a tough day)
4:30 AM - Leave fore KCI (Kansas City International Airport)
5 AM - Get there
5:45 AM - Get through security
Pause the timeline!
I think it is just wrong to do 4 things before 6.
Ok, we're back
6:05ish AM - Take off
TIME ZONE SWITCH
10 AM - Get t0 BWI (Baltimore/Washington International Airport)
11:30 AM - Get to Cosi's
(BEST THING YET)
Wander around until now, 2:48 and at are palace, Oh, I mean hotel.
Thats my life , never dull moment.
Oh, and Zoe had Coke today (for the 1st time). Needless to say, nap time was not happening anytime soon.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
I LOVE THIS!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Country Bears - a 2003 Disney Channel Original!

I just watched the Country Bears with Zion - an avid musician -, hearing him laughing and humming the whole movie. I thought it was kind of dumb (like all the other Disney Channel Movies - Minute Men, Jump In!, and others). It was kind of like a movie with a runaway child mixed with an August Rush element. It was never one of my favorites - nor were any 2003 movie (unless Finding Nemo was 2003). It was one of those "lack-of-originality-but-I-can't-help-but-make-a-movie kind of films. Thats it.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Jesus' Love
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Patriots, Birthadays, and Toast!
Today is Zions birthday! He's turning 7. My mom made him B-Day Toast with candles on it! But, of course, as the musician he is, he just smiled, laughed, and kept on strummin' on his new guitar (he bought it yesterday! That boy can save! It was 89$ on sale.)
Yep, I think that covers it. It is defined as "Patriots, Birthdays, and Toast!"
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Iced Tea, Lemonade, and Me
This summer has been fun. DC was a blast and Breckenridge will be. But today was different. We had a lemonade stand. The stand had faced about 40 or so customers, 2 gallons of lemonade, a mysterious stranger. But let me tell you about it.
Me and Zion set up at
Monday, June 16, 2008
Sorry I Haven't Posted In A While!
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Healing Quotes! +
"We got a fresh one here!"
Todd Bentley,
Context - Someones worship leader died just under 45 minutes ago.
"Could kindly do us the courtesy of JUST LEAVING?"
Pastor of Ignite Church,
Context - People are getting on the baseball field. thats ok. It's the grass that ticks him off.
"Is that hairy man singing again?"
Zion Bohlender (age 6),
Context - Rory Fields was singing at the revival (and zions not even there - it;s the webcast! I'm here, though).
It's been realy fun this weekend (+ Thursday) and also very faith building.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
SkyMall - The Useless Magazine

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NEW! Let your kids roam free - then find them fast.
While your kids enjoy their independence, you'll be glad to know you can digitally find them anytime. They wear the watch-like tracer, and you hold the receiver that tells where they are - even if they're not within sight. If your child moves too far away, an alarm sounds on your receiver and on your child's "watch".
Finding your child is easy, even in a crowd, because LEDs light up on the receiver, pointing you in the right direction. Select from three warning range settings.
Grayson Says: Why not come up to me and say "I don't trust you." I mean, come on.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Southern Hospitality, Georgia Style
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Sunday, March 2, 2008
I Love My Sister!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Sickness Pros and Cons
Pros
1. You only have one desire. To sleep. You have the permission to fulfil your one and only desire.
2. Chicken noodle soup and pampering
3.24/7 video games
Cons
1. Just think. I'm sick. EVERYTHINGS A CON!
So remember, theres the best of both worlds.




