Sunday, March 30, 2008

SkyMall - The Useless Magazine



"Big Foot the Garden Yeti" Sculpture

With his characteristically big feet, our over two-foot- tall Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative gardening style! With alleged sightings the world over from the highest Himalayas to the northwest United States, this elusive, mythical legend has been captured exclusively for toscano in quality designer resin and finely hand-painted for startling realism.

Grayson says: Really freaky. Who's idea was it to have Mr. Yeti looking at you?



NEW! Let your kids roam free - then find them fast.

While your kids enjoy their independence, you'll be glad to know you can digitally find them anytime. They wear the watch-like tracer, and you hold the receiver that tells where they are - even if they're not within sight. If your child moves too far away, an alarm sounds on your receiver and on your child's "watch".

Finding your child is easy, even in a crowd, because LEDs light up on the receiver, pointing you in the right direction. Select from three warning range settings.


Grayson Says: Why not come up to me and say "I don't trust you." I mean, come on.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Southern Hospitality, Georgia Style

I love Macon. I love Georgia. Southern hospitality in Georgia means "Give your guests whatever, when ever. And make sure there gift basket includes LOTS of fried chicken and KFC giftcards. And fruit.". Well, the Newsomes and IHOP-Macon did just that, with no exceptions, and added pretzels (buttered and salted), peanut butter crackers, and cheese crackers. I will never go home.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

It's Easter!

Christ has Risen!
(HE HAS RISEN INDEED!)

Awkward...


Not to embarrass anybody, but Jacob & Allison's Facebook status is VERY different.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

I Love My Sister!



Zoe is pretty in any attire...including none. Shes 18 months and already crushed on 2 year-old Arie Gerard. I LOVE LIFE!